Vendlus and Duplicate Records Forums » Random Discussions

skills?

(13 posts)


Overall Post Rating:
How do you rate this post?

  1. for this what if, lets pretend everyone here is single that isnt. If you are single you should be a master of this game already.

    I just turned the tv on while I was working on this application, and it happened to be Napoleon Dynamite, the scene where he is talking about asking a girl out to the dance and lamenting at not having any "skills", nunchucks whatever. So I beg the question what is your "skills"?

    I'll go first, just so it's fair hehe.

    incredible human strength until I get tired.
    the ability to pick amazing films for the date.
    Supreme Ranting Abilities.








    Posted 1 year ago #


  2. The ability to hold large amounts of Alcohol to the delight and awe of many.

    I am a master of all things obnoxious.

    The ability to make friends with complete strangers while processing alcohol.

    I can also play drums like a fool.

    The ability to watch baseball for hours on end and scream obscenities with little regard to where I am or who's around me.

    Basically, I have no skills...never did :-P








    Posted 1 year ago #


  3. MajestikMoose
    Member Avatar

    my main skill is to be a pretentious ass.








    Posted 1 year ago #


  4. that skill never goes over well with the ladies.








    Posted 1 year ago #


  5. MajestikMoose
    Member Avatar

    I KNOW!!!








    Posted 1 year ago #


  6. Drinking waaaaay too much on an empty stomach and puking. (experienced that last night)

    Scaring away men with my erratic bizarre behavior.

    Self loathing.

    Nose picking.

    Most importantly I've got mad photo skills....or so I've been told.








    Posted 1 year ago #


  7. MajestikMoose
    Member Avatar

    "Nose picking."

    hey I'm pretty good at this also, to the point that I don't even think about it anymore.

    I mean seriously, why waste a kleenex when you have a perfectly good finger on your hand!?








    Posted 1 year ago #


  8. The sad thing is, I do have a couple skills that women would enjoy.....

    I'm clean and organized, I do dishes, laundry, dust and clean toilets...I can also be trusted to run small errands without screwing up (sometimes). I also take care of personal hygiene. And most of the time I "listen" except when i've had too much to drink. Maybe.

    But on the other hand there are 53,000 other skills I have that they wouldn't like, so I guess im back to having no skills at all.








    Posted 1 year ago #


  9. I wish someone had ninja skills :(








    Posted 1 year ago #


  10. Brunhild
    Member Avatar

    i have the ability of eating ice-cream till the supply lasts
    the ability to quote schopenhauer out of place
    to read in french without understanding

    i should remark however that i indulge in my disabilities much more than in abilities. actually all my abilities are the result of my disability to look at myself objectively.

    maybe somebody should start an alternative disability thread.








    Posted 1 year ago #



RSS feed for this topic

Reply »

You must log in to post.