I'm sure some of you have had a conversation like this before.
If you were to have a child (no im not having one right now) what would you name him/her? I mean lets say unexpected, expected you face this fun task of naming a being something it will have to live with the rest of its life (or until its 18 and decides to legally change it)
I think even if a child changes his name the impact of a name can have real effects on his growth and self. This is the main reason why I'm curious what others mull around. Anyways if you say I'm never having a child or being part of my babies momas/daddies life when there is a mistake then please accept the sci fi situation "oh shit i created a clone"
so lets get to naming!
boy Azrael
girl Leena
double bonus jeopardy twins Azrael / Jesus (hezus)
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Zsa Zsa Gabor
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Lupus
Member Female: (something russian since im selling her into white slavery to the mob the second she can say "mommy")
Male: Vital Organ Harvest (or something similar that lets the kid know he's just a vessel for expensive organs to sell to the chinese)
me: Hey junior does this smell like chloroform?
son: whats that dadd.......
/me breaks out the ice chest and hacksaw
Posted 2 years ago #
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Lupus
Member On second thought if i wasnt selling them to the mob/chinese i could name them like in movie credits.
Sexual Assault Victim #1
Sexual Assault Victim #2
Sexual Assault Victim #3
It has a dehumanizing quality that makes me smile.
Posted 2 years ago #
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Distal Sonority
Member For real:
Girl: Carmella
Boy: Nolan
If my wife is a hippie:
Girl: Pandora
Boy: Garm
Posted 2 years ago #
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Distal Sonority
Member Hah, didn't think of that. Well, by the time she's old enough to know what that means she'll have the ability to laugh/shrug it off. Or hand out some ass kickings.
But I'll go with an alternate. Demetria.
Posted 2 years ago #
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Mr.O
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