Vendlus and Duplicate Records Forums Topic: skills?

Chien on "skills?"

Chien — Sat, 16 Jun 2007 10:23:22 +0000

> I wish someone had ninja skills :(

I have turtle skills.

TomAss on "skills?"

TomAss — Sat, 16 Jun 2007 09:06:15 +0000

Shit, I forgot my grillin skills. 2 am MST, who's on the grill making cheeseburgers?!?

You know it.

mrp00pypants on "skills?"

mrp00pypants — Fri, 15 Jun 2007 03:21:18 +0000

i got nothing mang

Brunhild on "skills?"

Brunhild — Thu, 14 Jun 2007 21:52:01 +0000

i have the ability of eating ice-cream till the supply lasts
the ability to quote schopenhauer out of place
to read in french without understanding

i should remark however that i indulge in my disabilities much more than in abilities. actually all my abilities are the result of my disability to look at myself objectively.

maybe somebody should start an alternative disability thread.

Joseph on "skills?"

Joseph — Wed, 13 Jun 2007 13:39:05 +0000

I wish someone had ninja skills :(

TomAss on "skills?"

TomAss — Tue, 12 Jun 2007 22:33:21 +0000

The sad thing is, I do have a couple skills that women would enjoy.....

I'm clean and organized, I do dishes, laundry, dust and clean toilets...I can also be trusted to run small errands without screwing up (sometimes). I also take care of personal hygiene. And most of the time I "listen" except when i've had too much to drink. Maybe.

But on the other hand there are 53,000 other skills I have that they wouldn't like, so I guess im back to having no skills at all.

MajestikMoose on "skills?"

MajestikMoose — Tue, 12 Jun 2007 05:22:43 +0000

"Nose picking."

hey I'm pretty good at this also, to the point that I don't even think about it anymore.

I mean seriously, why waste a kleenex when you have a perfectly good finger on your hand!?

RestlessOblivion on "skills?"

RestlessOblivion — Tue, 12 Jun 2007 05:17:24 +0000

Drinking waaaaay too much on an empty stomach and puking. (experienced that last night)

Scaring away men with my erratic bizarre behavior.

Self loathing.

Nose picking.

Most importantly I've got mad photo skills....or so I've been told.

MajestikMoose on "skills?"

MajestikMoose — Mon, 11 Jun 2007 13:20:20 +0000

I KNOW!!!

Joseph on "skills?"

Joseph — Mon, 11 Jun 2007 11:23:48 +0000

that skill never goes over well with the ladies.